Product Overview
Front Message: Test Your Redneck Vocabulary! / See if you can use these words / in a sentence. / FAR / My still blew up and caught on far. / BASS / That was the bass moonshine I ever had. / CHEER / Pappy sure does like sitting in his rockin' cheer. / RANCH / Can you hand me the ranch from my toolbox? / DID / There's a did possum in the middle of the road. / BARD / I bard that El Camino from my cousin Jimmy. / RAT / Go down the road and make a rat turn at the bait shop. / AWL / I need to get a quart of awl for my outboard motor.
Inside Message: Hope you have the bass birthday ever!
Birthday is the same in any language, even the language of redneck.
- Includes envelope and Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
- Turn the paper wheel on the side to see a variety of redneck definitions.
- Extra postage required.
- 5.75” W x 8.25” H